This is a journal, not a diary
Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.
The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM`s idea, not mine.
But if she thinks I`m going to write down my FEELINGS in hereor whatever,
she`s crazy!
So, just don`t expect me to be all DEAR DIARY this, DEAR DIARY that.
The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I `m rich and famous,
I`ll have a better thing to do than answer people`s stupid questions all day long.
So this blog is gonna help me to answer their questions~
"GREGORY! TELL US ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD! "
"WERE YOU ALWAYS SO SMART AND HANDSOME?? "
"THIS IS MY BLOG ADDRESS
Like I said, I`ll be famous one day, but for now I `m stuck in the middle school with a bunch of morons.
Let me just say for he record that I think middle school is the dumpest idea ever invented.
You`ve got kids like me who haven`t hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorrillas who need to shave twice a day.
And then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school.
If it was up to me, grade levels would be based on height, not age.But then again, i guess that would mean kids like Chirag Gupta would still be in the 1st grade.
